President Elect Trump Effigy
Little Ricky / John R. Hall
Little Ricky / John R. Hall

I am a drinking man … but in the early hours of a new day, well before the approaching dawn, well before the anguish cries, well before the world awoke to the foulest day it and we will ever know – the Ninth of November 2016 A.D. – I placed the bottle down.

It was clear that no amount of booze would cloud my vision and allow me to escape the horrible reality that CNN was searing into my eyes and mind, and into my body and soul. The trumpet had sounded. Its heart-wrenching, soul-sacrificing, mind-melting squawk was incontestably crystal clear; Donald J. Trump had been elected the next president of the Divided States by a minority of American Voters (“no eternal reward will forgive us now”).1

Many thoughts flooded my mind. I could not place them in any logical or illogical order. I cannot recall all of them. There were understandably too many. Too many. Too many to completely comprehend. Here’s a sampling: run, rum, scotch, wine, beer, hide, drink, get on-board or suffer the consequences, no more talk of the agonizing choices of him or her, hunker down now, that-is-that, scream, cry, “take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire … CBS, Warner Brothers, RCA and all the others,” hari kari, hare Krishna, When the Levee Breaks, Paint it Black, “the lunatic is on the grass” – “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!” – what shall the majority of voters who did not vote for the ORANGE MONSTER do now that for the second time in my lifetime, the fifth time in American history, the majority of votes cast did not elect the highest office in the land – arguably the highest office on the planet!

Phew! I felt like I was dreaming.

It was as if I was trapped inside an endless loop of Reunion’s Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)2 which was a hit in the months following our only national exorcism of the White House on a Hot August Night in 1974. That’s when the demonic presence of Nixon was banished to the West Coast. Far away from power. But no such luck. I was – and am – painfully and fully awake: and to compound matters – without drink. Inexplicably by choice! “The horror, the horror….”

It was that last thought of too many thoughts that crashed, then drilled and slithered its way through my cerebral cortex. Finally taking root in the frontal, parietal, occipital and temporal lobes. It simply would not fade away. And before the sun shone on November 9th, 2016, and in the following tormenting hours which have since turned into a basket full of deplorable days, the question remained: What shall we, the majority of voters, do now?

I have never before wanted to be a single cell amoeba, but on November 9th, 2016, in the unforgiving predawn hours I actually prayed to be transfigured into just that. So that I could avoid the question: What shall we – the majority – do now?

Delirium tremens (the DTs) would be my only hope of avoiding the question. Its rapid onset of confusion would provide me an excuse, an actual acute ailment, and mommy would write me a note: “Please excuse Johnny from participating and from giving a shit. He is sick and is refusing to take his medicine.” But even the drinking man’s archenemy would not allow me to be sidelined from the righteous fight before us. US, the majority of voters who did not elect the Orange Monster.

I have always threatened “those” who have clawed their way into my inner circle that someday I would write. My irrefutable excuse when pushed by “those” to write was always: ahem, I haven’t found my muse. That always left “those” looking at me with expressionless faces. Like I was some kind of a contradiction. Like I was a paradox of my own verbal words. That just maybe I was a closeted abolitionist of the printed word. Like I was a single cell amoeba….

Well, no more of that. The muse has been unleashed! Don’t blame me – blame the guards of Hades who opened the gates of Hell and unleashed the orange menace upon the globe. What’s that? You don’t believe me that He, The Son of Perdition, has been unleashed? Read Revelation 13:3-5.

“And I saw one of his heads as if it had been mortally wounded, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world marveled and followed the beast. And they worshiped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshiped the beast, saying, ‘who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him?’ And he was given a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and he was given authority to continue for forty-two months.”

We’re all alone now. Isolated. It is us against them.  We must muster the strength to overcome that self-fulfilling prophesy. We must find a way to not let hate win. To not be sidelined. To not be diminished. To not be marginalized. To not be silenced. To not fade away into our own corners of self-concerns. In the words of General Douglas MacArthur:

“The hour of your redemption is here. Your patriots have demonstrated an unswerving and resolute devotion to the principles of freedom that challenges the best that is written on the pages of human history. I now call upon your supreme effort that the enemy may know from the temper of an aroused and outraged people within that he has a force there to contend with no less violent than is the force committed from without. Rally to me…. The lines of battle roll forward to bring you within the zone of operations, rise and strike. Strike at every favorable opportunity. For your homes and hearths, strike! For future generations of your sons and daughters, strike! In the name of your sacred dead, strike! Let no heart be faint. Let every arm be steeled….”3


At this hour, we are in the streets: striking, screaming, crying, resisting the coming dog-days of doom. And the Orange Monster has flipped 180-degrees and has said that some parts of Obama Care are good, and has said that “he’s [Obama] a very good man.” Beware! Beware! “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves” (Matthew 7:15).

I will steadfastly reject the Racist, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Homophobic and Misogynistic platform of President-elect Trump and his trumpeters. To that end, and to “those” friends, and to the majority of voters – I shall finally write; hence, has been unleashed.

“Hello World!”4

Now, “stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks!”5


Copyright © 2016 – Hunting For Thompson / HALLESQUE – All Rights Reserved

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John R. Hall is a James Copley Scholarship for Journalism recipient. John studied journalism, psychology, communications & drama at City College, San Diego, California. John has largely traveled through life as a single and childless rolling stone, collecting little moss. He has been employed in numerous industries: first as a KFC dishwasher, then a Red Lion busboy, followed by soda jerking for Dairy Queen. All of that occurred before Uncle Sam whispered in his ear and he donned the olive drab green as a soldier in the U.S. Army. After that non Yankee Doodle Dandy duty was over, he attempted a career in entertainment, performing comedy and magic. When those opportunities disappeared, John reappeared in the transportation industry as a taxi and truck driver. He's been a barkeep, a hotel manager, a street performer, a professional student, a business manager, a dispatcher, an oil field professional, and an IT/IS professional; He's even been a procurer of substances. John developed and maintains both and All of this basically makes him an omnipotent . . . (in his own mind, which, as he says: "Is all that counts").